6 Responses

1. HDH

   January 22nd, 2007 at 5:34 am

   1

   WoW!

2. Tap

   January 22nd, 2007 at 11:21 am

   2

   Slam on the breaks and take out the horse behind you. You can’t win against the fire engine, and trying to take the horse in front might push it into the path of the fire engine, and that fire engine probably needs to be somewhere important. Taking on that drop off would likely end up in some broken bones, so stay away with that. Just hope that the horse is a small one, and not a draft horse or larger.

3. Matt

   January 22nd, 2007 at 11:03 pm

   3

   Why the hell are you in that situation at all??? I wanna hear about that story, lol

4. Wee-Lamm

   January 22nd, 2007 at 11:46 pm

   4

   5. Continue at the constant speed.

   4. Toss the crap from your drawrs out the sunroof causing the trailing horse to stop.

   3. Bow down and begin rectitng “Our Father, Who art in Heaven”

   2. Whine to your premier about the price of gas as you clearly have a poor mileage ratio if you can’t overtake a single horse.

   And the Number One answer:

   1. Rejoice, because the Town Fair only happens once a year.

5. HDH

   January 26th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

   5

   And…. the winner is…… Wee-Lamm…. His response #1 is the closest…..

   The actual answer is:

   Get your DRUNK ASS off the MERRY-GO-ROUND!

6. landinn

   January 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am

   6

   Hit the Eject Button in your Shagadelic Austin Powers-esque MG.