21 Jan
Posted by Sirthinks as Funny Emails, Humour 680 times
For those of you under the age of 30, don’t bother reading this just send it to your parents! LOL
Congratulations!!!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren’t overweight because……
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem
We did not have PlayStation’s, Nintendo, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 399 channels on sattelite tv, no DVD movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms……….WE HAD
FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents
We had fights in the school-yard and no knives, guns, or cops were in sight. The next day we were best friends with the person we fought the day before.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to
DEAL WITH IT ALL!
And YOU are one of them!
CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it?!
PS -The big type is because your eyes are shot at your age.
4 Responses
Warm
January 21st, 2007 at 1:29 pm
1Jutta
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:16 am
2Hi again! This is a great place, wow….You are so talented, I wish I could pull this off (not on dial-up though, lol)
I love this entry, I was just thinking the other day how things have changed into something I don’t really like….it’s not the same anymore. No wonder so many children suffer from dipressions and other strange things, eh?!
Have a great week,
Jutta
Matt
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
3Thats Hilarious!!!! Im 28 and was on the edge of all that. I went through school doing all that fun stuff only to look at my little brother and sister wondering how in the hell they can have over 3000 texts a month only to find out this is about average!!!! Thank God cell phones wernt a thing in school (we had pagers, lol) and I love the fact that when I say Number Munchers and Oregon Trail games, someone always blurts out GREEN SCREEN
mike
March 13th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
4that was funny
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