(I read this in TruckSpeaker)

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal his mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian’s roommate,Julie, was. His mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Julie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Julie than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Brian volunteered, “I know what you are thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Julie came to Brian saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle my grandmother gave me. You don’t suppose she took it,do you?”. Brian said, “well I doubt it, but I’ll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:
I’m not saying that you “did” take the gravy ladle from the house, I’m not sayung you “did not” take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains, One has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love: Brian

Several days later Brian received an email back from his mom.

She wrote:

Dear Brian:
I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Julie, I’m not saying you “don’t” sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if Julie were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love: Mom

Have a great week, and KEEP on TRUCKIN’