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This was just too funny to let it pass…. Thanks Amanda!!
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, by Charles M. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying […]

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On Being Canadian….

A picture paints a thousand words….

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Happy Valentine’s Day - NOT

There is something to be said for not being PHONEY! Who among us has received or given a [tag]Valentine[/tag] just for the sake of giving it, or because it was expected? Think back to elementary school.
Well, I received an email from Belle. She provided me with these examples of the perfect [tag]Valentine’s […]

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Everyone knows one!

Do you?

My boss sent me this. I wonder if he was trying to tell me something?

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A riddle……

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a ‘drop off’ (The ground is 18-20
inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a
fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same
size as […]

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(Thanks Dad!)
For those of you under the age of 30, don’t bother reading this just send it to your parents! LOL

Congratulations!!!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, […]

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They think they’re so smart!

Thanks Randy…. I loved this one!
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a
lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any
cop from Nevada.
He decides to prove this to himself and […]

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Thanks Naomi. This says it all!
I have added a few comments as HDH…
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1. TURN SIGNALS WILL GIVE AWAY YOUR NEXT MOVE. A CONFIDENT ALBERTA DRIVER AVOIDS USING THEM.
Added by HDH - Besides, it is nobody’s business where you are going!
2. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU MAINTAIN A SAFE DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE CAR […]

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