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(I read this in TruckSpeaker)
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal his mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian’s roommate,Julie, was. His mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Julie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of […]

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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

I got this from my business manager…..
“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”  “Yes. What can I do for you?”
“I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood!
Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’it there.”
“Thank you very much for […]

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Oh Damn - A Request to Write!

Dammit Warmie! You come here and lay a guilt trip on me, and then splitsville. Alrighty then. I am going to write.
Warmie wants to hear about my adventures on the highway. I think she is hoping for something like the antics I was involved in a few years back when running […]

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This was just too funny to let it pass…. Thanks Amanda!!
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, by Charles M. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying […]

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You know you’re from Manitoba

As many know, I am now back in the saddle of a big truck. While I wait for my new iron to arrive, I am driving around western Canada in a new International Eagle 9200i. It ain’t a Cadillac but it gets the job done.
Due to the “just in time” nature of the […]

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It’s Grey Cup Weekend

And what better way to kick it off than with a joke…..
At a grade school in Regina a teacher was talking with her students about football. She told the students that she was a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan. She then asked her students to raise their hands if they, too, were Riders fans.
Everyone in the class […]

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It’s that time again….

Thanksgiving is gone…. Christmas is right around the corner….
It is the time of year when I take it as my duty to drive eveyone INSANE!!
Enjoy this…..

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How to poop at work

I couldn’t resist cross-posting this…. Thanks Saam
I have a friend who will NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMTANCES poop ANYWHERE but at his own house so when I received this as an email, I thought of sharing.
HOW TO POOP AT WORK
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince […]

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Sunday Morning Sex

It has been a busy week at work. It has been left to me to catch up on about 3 months worth of damage claims. Wow, what a chore that is.
At lunch and over a beer after work I have been scanning the newspapers and catching up on what’s new around town, the pronvince, the […]

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A young boy went to his father and asked,” What’s
the difference between Potentially and Realistically?”
The father answered, “Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Justin Timberlake for one million dollars. Then come
back and tell me what you have learned.
So […]

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