This is old shit, but it bears repeating!
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone gives them that quaint American phrase, “You don’t know Jack Schitt.” This is how to handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Shcitt. The fertiliser magnate married O. Schitt, the owner of [...]

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Picture this: You are sitting in Second Cup at 8:30 in the morning. In comes a dude in business casual attire. He orders a large Mocha with whipped cream. Then he picks up the Edmonton Sun, sits in an easy chair by the fireplace and proceeds to sip his beverage and [...]

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…is that Happy Beer Day?
It appears, according to a quasi-scientific poll whose results are posted in todays Edmonton Sun that pretty close to ALL Canadians love beer. Some would like to have a beer with Wayne Gretzky (26%). Some would lke to sip the suds with David Suzuki (25.9% but why). About [...]

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By FRANK LANDRY, CITY HALL BUREAU
It’s not a contraption for guys with shy bladders.
And it’s definitely not for those who value privacy when taking a tinkle.

edmontonsun.com - Edmonton News - Whizzers on Whyte
And it definitely isn’t for me. Give me a second, I am certain I can come up with some humour related to these [...]

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A “heads up” for any of you guys who may be regular
Home Depot customers.
Over the last month my friend became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to
get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t
be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously [...]

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Facebook is my new addiction. Nomsi calls it CrackBook referring to the addictive nature. Spending hours on the service each week, I still chuckle whenever I see the POKE button.
Thanks to Jeremy Blanchard I can now use the POKE feature on Facebook without feeling somehow perverted. Is it wrong to want to [...]

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A couple of years ago I went on a rant about stubbing my toe. Then in May of the same year things progressed and the damned toe became damned near crippling. Well, the infection, not the toe. It may have been painful, but it made for two funny blog entries (definitely [...]

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You SUCK!
–Go to Google.com
–Click on Maps.
–Click on “get Directions”.
–From New York,New York
–To Paris,France.
–And read line # 24.

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A picture paints a thousand words….

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Amanda sent me this…. It is from the newspaper in her hometown… For those of you who don’t remember Amanda, here is a reminder. How did I know for sure this was from her hometown? LoL
(Update: It is from someone who lives in Amanda’s hometown…. My mistake!)
Aren’t y’all glad [...]

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