My Brain on Diesel Fumes

Must have Blackberry apps for the high-tech Redneck

Sirthinks — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:17:30 +0000

Who knew trucking professionals of today would need to be as tech savvy as any business person? The first truck I ever drove cam complete without power steering, without air conditioning, without fm radio or an 8-track player. That was a long time ago. I used a log book, a run sheet and not [...]

i didn’t say you did or you didn’t

Sirthinks — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:29:11 +0000

(I read this in TruckSpeaker) Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal his mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian’s roommate,Julie, was. His mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Julie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of [...]

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

Sirthinks — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:26:31 +0000

I got this from my business manager….. “Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?” “Yes. What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’it there.” “Thank you very much for [...]

Oh Damn - A Request to Write!

Sirthinks — Tue, 20 May 2008 05:21:15 +0000

Dammit Warmie! You come here and lay a guilt trip on me, and then splitsville. Alrighty then. I am going to write. Warmie wants to hear about my adventures on the highway. I think she is hoping for something like the antics I was involved in a few years back when running [...]

ACM Awards

Sirthinks — Mon, 19 May 2008 04:36:03 +0000

Hosted by Reba McIntyre, for the 10th time, and opened by the ever HOT Carrie Underwood, the Academy of Country Music Awards got off to a grand start. The Nominees are: The winners are: Single of the year and Song of the Year: Stay, Sugarland Top New Female Vocalist: Taylor Swift Top New Vocal Group: Lady Antebellum Academy of Country [...]

The ultimate High Tech Redneck

Sirthinks — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:39:58 +0000

Yesterday I ventured into the Telus store. Not long thereafter I ventured back out with a brand new Blackberry Curve 8330. Yeah, nothing particularly special about that. I am always buying new toys. What’s cool about this one is it has a camera, connects and directly uplpoads to Facebook all of my photos. Also, [...]

Disorder in the American Courts Re-Visited

Sirthinks — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:29:32 +0000

This was just too funny to let it pass…. Thanks Amanda!! These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, by Charles M. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying [...]

Wordpress 2.5

Sirthinks — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:15:36 +0000

Wordpress 2.5 has been released and, of course I have upgraded. Should you find anything isn’t working properly, be sure to drop me a line so I can fix it! If you liked this article, try reading:May 20, 2007 -- Fixed! (3)May 14, 2007 -- Should have played in my sandbox (1)April 8, 2007 -- Sir’s Tags [...]

When is enough enough?

Sirthinks — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:34:11 +0000

It has become known that the driver involved in the crash in the previous story had Type I Diabetes, had suffered many hypoglycemic attacks, and was well aware of his condition. His family and friends are blaming the accident on one of these attacks.

What was this guy thinking?

Sirthinks — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:36:51 +0000

This accident happened at 178th St. and Yellowhead Trail this afternoon. I have never seen anything like this outside of a movie theatre. He drove over 15 km, eastbound in the westbound lane on highway 16. Was he drunk? Stoned? Suicidal? He was killed, so I guess we will never know. This [...]