What is going on out there?
Today I went to Tim Horton’s to grab some lunch and my usual extra-large black coffee. All I wanted was Chili, 2 white buns and my damned coffee.
I stopped at the restaurant I usually go to when I am on my way to work since, unfortunately I was on [...]

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About a million years ago there was an old man named Keller. Old Man Keller opened a Wheelies Rollerskating Centre in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. In the first group of employees there was a young man named Johnny.
Johnny grew up, moved on and became Sirthinks. Wheelies is now long gone.
At wheelies, Johnny met [...]

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A young boy went to his father and asked,” What’s
the difference between Potentially and Realistically?”
The father answered, “Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Justin Timberlake for one million dollars. Then come
back and tell me what you have learned.
So [...]

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Yup, that’s right. Big Brother 8 is winding down and NHL HOCKEY is BACK!
I spent all day today at Rexall Place. It was the end of training camp, Joey Moss Cup game. The new jersey was unveiled, officially that is, and I got MINE! Once again a home jersey with, none [...]

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Several things of no interest happened this week. J.D. Bixby did not win Canadian Idol. Zach was eliminated from the Big Brother 8 House, leaving my least favorite players in the running for first and second places. The news was pretty much the same crap as usual.
The biggest story this week seemed [...]

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Thank goodness for leaks!
The Oilers’ are accepting orders for their new 2007 season jerseys. Who would want to order a jersey without ever having seen it? I know, die hard collectors. Of course there aren’t too many of those among us.
Fortuntely for us, Reebok wasn’t able to keep the new jersey a [...]

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The contest is over.  All that is left is the voting.  J.D. Bixby or Brian Mellow?
In my opinion we don’t need another Elvis impersonator as Canadian Idol.  I have been hoping for J.D. Bixby to be sent home since the top 8 and for some reason it hasn’t happened.  He is a talented kid.  This [...]

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Taylor is back from another summer at camp. Big Brother 8 is winding down after the most boring summer in the show’s history. I suppose Warmie is back to the old grind and her woman-child is back in classes for another year. It is time to get back in the swing [...]

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This is old shit, but it bears repeating!
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone gives them that quaint American phrase, “You don’t know Jack Schitt.” This is how to handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Shcitt. The fertiliser magnate married O. Schitt, the owner of [...]

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Picture this: You are sitting in Second Cup at 8:30 in the morning. In comes a dude in business casual attire. He orders a large Mocha with whipped cream. Then he picks up the Edmonton Sun, sits in an easy chair by the fireplace and proceeds to sip his beverage and [...]

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